Each question has 4 choices — 1 is totally ridiculous. Can you spot the silly one?
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1. Who was Balak?
A) The king of Moav
B) Afraid of the Jewish people
C) The one who hired Balaam
D) The inventor of the flying camel
🤪 Silly answer: D
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2. What did Balak want Balaam to do?
A) Curse Bnei Yisrael
B) Bless the Israelites
C) Say whatever G-d told him
D) Write a mean poem and post it on DonkeyTok
🤪 Silly answer: D
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3. How many times did Balaam try to curse the Jews?
A) Once
B) Three times
C) Seven times
D) He tried zero times because his donkey grounded him
🤪 Silly answer: D
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4. What special thing did Balaam’s donkey do?
A) It sang a lullaby
B) It spoke with words
C) It saw an angel
D) It went to donkey yeshiva
🤪 Silly answer: D
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5. What blocked the donkey’s path?
A) A rock
B) An angel with a sword
C) A pit
D) A giant traffic cone from the Sinai Construction Company
🤪 Silly answer: D
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6. What did Balaam do to the donkey?
A) Spoke kindly to it
B) Gave it a snack
C) Hit it
D) Challenged it to a dance-off
🤪 Silly answer: D
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7. What happened when Balaam tried to curse Bnei Yisrael?
A) A bird squawked loudly
B) Blessings came out instead
C) Balak got angry
D) Balaam’s words turned into pizza
🤪 Silly answer: D
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8. What famous line did Balaam say?
A) “Ma tovu ohalecha Yaakov”
B) “I can only say what G-d tells me”
C) “Let me try from a different mountain”
D) “I should’ve brought my talking goat instead”
🤪 Silly answer: D
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9. Why was Balak frustrated?
A) Balaam didn’t curse the Jews
B) He wasted time and money
C) The blessings kept getting better
D) Balaam forgot to bring snacks for the road trip
🤪 Silly answer: D
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10. What’s the lesson from Parshas Balak?
A) Hashem protects us
B) Even animals can have insight
C) You can’t outsmart G-d
D) If your donkey starts rapping, hire a backup dancer
🤪 Silly answer: D